Pay raise

Nope Uncle Casius is not a kapoh, so I am not going to comment on other ppl business. Uncle Casius is actually looking in his own pocket and decided to request for a pay raise from the HR department since he has not been given any increment since 2000.
"Hi, Miss HR I would like to ask for an increment of 25-33% since I have not been given a pay raise since year 2000."
"Hmm... but don't you know that since 2000 the economy had not been very good, and let me remind you that on 2001, the September 11 incident actually drag the company down quite a bit. Count yourself lucky that you were not retrenched by the company at that time!"
"But Miss HR, looking at what I did for the company, my pay is consider very cheap! I guess my payroll is just 0.0000000022% of the company turnover!"
"Well, you did contribute to the company turnover but many ppl does too. That could hardly count as a good reason for increment!!!"
"Ok, Miss HR, don't you afraid that I jump ship to another company. You know the my family doctor is earning much higher than me and compare to a banker my pay is simply too low! You know Ah B from my department has been head huntered by a bank?"
"#%$%, Uncle Casius.. you are a bloody cleaner and you are not qualify to be doctor... by the way pls enlighten me what the hell a bank would want to headhunt you to be banker while your working experience is to sweep floor?!!"